Listserv: Staff Listserv Breaking News: Giant Rubber Duck Rampages Through City, Demands Bubble Bath Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2024 Penguin Arrested for Jaywalking, Claims Ignorance of Crossing Guard’s Instructions Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2024 Breaking Wind: Town Hall Evacuated After Mayor’s Bean Dinner Experiment Goes Awry Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2024 World’s First Talking Dog Elected Mayor, Promises Biscuits for All Citizens Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2024 Exclusive: Study Finds 98% of Socks Lost in Dryer Eventually Resurface as Tupperware Lids Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2024 Breaking: Squirrels Form Alliance to Combat Bird Feeder Restrictions Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2024 Local Cat Discovers Quantum Mechanics, Demands More Treats Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2024 Aliens Demand Better Wi-Fi Signal Before Making First Contact Written by Nic Winn | 03/04/2023 1 2 Next