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Breaking Wind: Town Hall Evacuated After Mayor’s Bean Dinner Experiment Goes Awry

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World’s First Talking Dog Elected Mayor, Promises Biscuits for All Citizens

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Exclusive: Study Finds 98% of Socks Lost in Dryer Eventually Resurface as Tupperware Lids

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Breaking: Squirrels Form Alliance to Combat Bird Feeder Restrictions

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Local Cat Discovers Quantum Mechanics, Demands More Treats

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Breaking News: Giant Rubber Duck Rampages Through City, Demands Bubble Bath

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Scientists Discover New Species of Dancing Potato, Naming it the ‘Boogie Spud’

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Aliens Demand Better Wi-Fi Signal Before Making First Contact

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